Detox Day 4, I Abhor!

Posted on July 23, 2008 by modernsinglemomma

I’m loopy and rhyming,

To pass the timing

Of this very un-fun

Sans-sugar day.

Days one thru three

I experienced glee

And know my body is saying

“Freaking-A!!!!”

Lunch is eggplant:

Subject of rant

Because this veggie taste shit…

“Hooray!”

The higher me

Promises I’ll see

The light if I get thru

This tasteless day

I’d like to slap her

And shoot-up some sugar

But I’ll resist and keep the bitch

at bay.

Comment in prose

Watch my love for you grow

Give me one last word that rhymes

with “A”

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8 Responses

  1. Simon, on July 23rd, 2008 at 9:18 pm Said:

    Hang in there Morgan
    It’s all good for your organ,
    Your bod will be hot
    Single for long, I think not!

    It all tastes like crap
    but we’ve got your back
    Please continue to diet
    While we all keep quiet

    It seems like forever
    and I’m sure, tastes like leather
    Three weeks you’ll be done
    And will be a hot single mum!

    That was all I could really come up with in the supr of the moment.

    Well…that and, “There once was a girl from Nantucket…” but I dont’ thnk you want to hear that one! :)

  2. pisceshanna, on July 23rd, 2008 at 9:55 pm Said:

    Haha you guys are too funny :P

  3. Marygrace Semenoff, on July 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm Said:

    I live in Saskatchewan, Canada – now THAT has got to be the backside of North America…BUT we have Dill Pickle Chips coming up the wazzoo…and every time we visit folks in The States – yup, you guessed it, we take them bags and bags of chips!! They so love to see us coming! xoxo the fan
    (saucy’s mom from bloggedy blog blog)

  4. L, on July 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm Said:

    Simon you sure know how to lift a girl’s spirits! That’s great!

  5. jonathan, on July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 am Said:

    I cannnot pretend,
    for my ethics would sway;
    I can’t live without sweets,
    not even a day.

    So two cheers for Morgan,
    may your cravings allay;
    but damn give me some chocolate,
    or my last nerve will fray.

  6. Auds, on July 24th, 2008 at 1:07 am Said:

    I just saw your comment over at MommyPie’s place about heading over the pond to meet your sweetie.

    Can I just say, YOU GO GIRL!

    I am married to a Brit and could not be any happier. And I have loved all the time I have spent living and traveling all over the UK, and Europe in general.

    Of course, I have known my Brit since I was 12 and he was 14 – we were school pen pals that never should have been paired as we were “opposite sex” but I’m glad the mix up happened, because after two decades spent kissing the toads of the world, my prince finally appeared…only thing is, he’s been there THE ENTIRE TIME!

    Anyhow, the moral of this story is…go have fun and BEST OF LUCK!

    PS…am really enjoying your blog. It was nice to get a chance to see so many new faces courtesy of Mommy Pie’s party.

  7. T, on July 24th, 2008 at 3:19 am Said:

    Ok, you’ve officially lost your mind.

  8. Modernsinglemomma, on July 24th, 2008 at 4:55 am Said:

    You guys are so awesome
    i just got to say, “possom”
    so I can finish this rhyme.

    Okay, fweeew!

    Thanks all for joining me in that fun. Like T said, we’ve officially lost our minds!

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